The Donald Gives Ivanka Trump New Breasts

Ivanka Trump, the 25-year-old daughter of comb-over The Donald, gave her old boobs the official "You're Fired", opting for a new set of breast implants that rival the Trump Towers.

Ivanka Trump was quoted saying she's not part of the rich girl brat pack. "Just being lumped into that heiress category is somewhat annoying," she said, adding "I work my (butt) off. Her implants are the fruits of her hard earned sweat labor. Trump said that while she knows Paris Hilton, they "don't hang out" and have nothing in common other than coming from wealthy parents. Maybe that's why she got her implants, so people can differentiate her from Paris.