Victoria Beckham Says She Looks Awful Naked

On the heels of Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham and her husband David's relocation to Los Angeles, we thought we'd take a closer look at the old Spice Girl. Despite never admitting to having breast implants, the ultra-stylish 32-year old is quite brave and honest about her own physical insecurities. Victoria Beckham told the Australian version of Harper's Bazaar that the toll of having three children and the weight fluctuations she endured from pregnancy and subsequent weight loss have been tough on her body. Despite having a seemingly thin and muscular physique, Victoria said quite matter of factly that she looks "really awful naked". Victoria Beckham complains that "I've got so much saggy skin on my stomach. I might fit into jeans, but trust me, I look really awful naked." Beckham, 32, adds that she has "no bum [butt] at all," despite her appearance in ads for her new fragrance, which she credits to airbrushing and retouching magic. In an OK! Magazine article, Victoria Beckham said, "There are loads of things I don't like about my body. I don't like my hair, my belly button, my stomach or my fingernails. Also I have no definition, probably from having babies. I could go to the gym but I haven't got the time or the energy." Victoria Beckham said that she got her new, short haircut because "I got sick of those bloody hair extensions." Victoria Beckham defended women who elect to have plastic surgery, saying that she understands their insecurities having many of her own. Victoria wishes she could be anonymous, saying that "I don't need to feed my ego that way anymore." This is refreshing to hear from a celebrity, although we hope to G-d that Victoria accepts hereself and does not take her insecurities farther to the level of a Body Dysmorphic Disorder.

It is rumored that Victoria Beckham had 3 breast augmentation procedures to achieve this current result. Victoria Beckham's breast implants are an puzzling choice, as the result is clearly not natural and the implants are too round, hard-looking, and have an unnatural high "shelf-like" projection. With the many techniques available today, one would think that Victoria could have gotten a better breast augmentation. Nowadays, women with little breast tissue such as Victoria can achieve great results by going under the muscle to obtain a softer look.

We wish Victoria Beckham lots of luck with her singing career and being that she is in cahoots with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes we hope that Scientology will not claim her. Can't wait for that Tom Cruise scientology flick...it was not enough for us to endure John Travolta's Scientology-based Battle Earth film. Stupidity repeats itself.

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